Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
is that a dick in a sweater?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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