so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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