wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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