watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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