Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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