The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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