it hurts more in the daytime
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
