One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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