What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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