I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
