i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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