i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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