small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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