Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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