scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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