I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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