He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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