Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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