I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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