She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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