Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I will be naked everywhere
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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