her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Randomize
