Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Just high enough for therapy.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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