you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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