Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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