You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Randomize