Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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