Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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