We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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