He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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