Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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