i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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