Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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