so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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