Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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