Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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