i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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