she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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