the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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