Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
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