meet me or not, i'm out of control
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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