so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
