Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
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