i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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