we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Randomize
