Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
i out mim tonsoeep
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