3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Randomize
