nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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