no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I need water and some morals
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