And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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