Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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