ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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