We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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