well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
she told me i tasted like america
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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