He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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