our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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