Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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