i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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