so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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